Welcome to the Fabulous World of Benjamin Godman!
Before you enter this website you must first ask yourself 1 QUESTION! How do I know Ben? And if you don't know Ben then you shouldn't be on this website. Only are exclusive people hand selected by Ben himself are allowed in this blog. Don't worry about wandering how you know if your allowed or not. If you know Ben and Ben knows you, then you are allowed. Of course this is based on an honor system, so you must be honorable in your decision making. If you happen to find yourself in my blog without me knowing then you will feel really really really bad... ah what the hay, come on in whether you know me or not.
WHERE IS BEN?
Wacky Ben is currently living is San Diego Ca, where its always sunny. Unfortunately he is working and will not be able to enjoy the fabulous sunny San Diego until July 30.
Q & A
1. Wacky Ben, are you nervous about going to boot camp?
A> "Well, not exactly. I am only nervous when I do not know what is going to happen to me. You see, my recruiter has been working very hard to inform me of what to expect. He's been great.
2. Thats great Wacky Ben! What kinds of things did your recruiter tell you?
A> "Well, first he said that when you get to the Great Lakes training base, you will sign in first. THen you are given a choice of whether you would like to play video games or eat dinner. AFter that they divide you into teams and you play sports and drink beer.
3. WOW Wacky Ben! You believe him?
A>Oh yes! YOu see, boot camp is a place for people who have stress and lead very busy lives, to go and relax and enjoy the quite things life has to offer.
4. HAHAHA. YEah right, sure Wacky Ben. NOw I know why they call you Wacky Ben. My next question is, What kind of food will you be eating?
A> Oh thats an easy one, they have a sheetz on base and they give all the recruits an unlimited gift card so that they can eat as much as they want when ever they feel the urge.
5. AH... I see, Like a party. What about the exercise?
A> Yes, just like a party, ...exercise, What would make you think of exercise in boot camp. You are ridiculous. My recruiter told me that there is absolutly NO exercise of any sort.
6. Yes I see, and you joined because...
A> Why not, free sheetz food, beer, sports, video games and all kinds of cool fun stuff. My recruiter even told me that some of the drill sergeants up there would be interested in hearing about the wacky fun club. Can you believe that. Real live Navy people in my club. And they want to be in it. THat awesome.
7. So, Wacky Ben. You are going to recruit Navy personnel from boot camp to be in your club. How?
A> Easy, my recruiter told me to just tell everyone about it. And he said that the best time for every one to hear about it is when the commander has everyone in line to start training, and tells everyone to shutup. THat is when i tell everyone about the club. YOu see, My recruiter said that everyone will be there and attentive so that is the best time. And he said that the drill sergeants want to learn more about the recruits also. So that is the best time.
Well, Wacky Ben. I have enjoyed this conversation and I hope you the best of luck. ITs been an honor to interview you and all you club memebers appreciate it as well.
Oh you are so welcome Mr. Unknown Spokesman for the Wacky Fun CluB. ANything for my members. I will be thinking about you all while I enjoy 8 weeks of peaceful relaxation on the warm massaging waters of Lake Michigan.
This site is currently under Heavy Construction! In just a short time period there will be more information on Ben's current whereabouts and mental status. There will also be links to other blogs for more fun. Check in periodically, there's always something fascinating!
